Ilongga

  Bisan ano ka pa ka-gwapo
                        ka-buot
                        ka-alamon
  Bisan ano pa kadaku ang imo manggad
                    kalapad inyo bukid
                    kadamo imo amigo
                    kagarbo ang bayo sang inyo Niño
  Bisan ano pa kanami ang mga ginapromisa mo sa akon
                    nga daw masumpit ang ihi ko sa kalipay
                    nga daw mabalinsuli na ang kalibutan ko sa kapanumdom
                    nga daw malilibat na ako sang tulok
                          sa naga-inggat mo nga mga ngipon
                          sang guinhambal mo ato
  Hindi ko man guihapon
             ipatandog sa imo
                           ang akon nga law-ay
                           kag baho
                           nga monay.

AVP, 112902(0014)

 

Okay, again, now as much as I want it, I don't really own Orlando Bloom, nor has he
given me any (sign) authority to write stupid drunken stuff about him that you
could find here. I'm merely doing this for my own benefit (mainly, to keep myself
sane, but that's not the point) and I hope that he is not, in any way, insulted or
hurt or whatevered by this site. I'm only having fun with this because I'm not getting any.

Peace.